Camden Says / 04

It's time for another installment of Camden Says.

As usual, I also completely recognize and accept that I may be the lone person on this earth that finds this to be funny.

Me: Are you my big boy?

Cam: No, I Camden.

 When he doesn't know what to say he'll say any of the following, leaving whoever he's talking to (usually a random person) very confused:

- Broom snapped in two!

- Dragon breathes fire out his mowf (mouth)!

- I saw polar bear at Ms. Debbie's!

- Big bad wolf is coming!

Days after Zoey was born, I was holding her and saying goodnight to him.

Me: Say goodnight to baby sister, too!

Cam: (leans over and puts his face into my tummy) goodnight baby sister!

While Ryan's parents were visiting I was feeding Zoey in our bedroom with the door shut.

Me: (hears knocking of a little person) come on in, buddy!

Cam: (attempts to open closed door by turning handle)

Me: Can you open it?!

Cam: No, Mommy!  It's clocked!

While playing with trains with my mother-in-law.

Cam: Mommy!

Me: Yeah, buddy?!

Cam: Hold on, I talking to Grandma.

Recently I went into his room when he woke up and as soon as I opened the door he proudly proclaimed "I have four poops, Mommy!" and held up five fingers.

Seeing me use the breast pump for the first time.

Cam: What's that, Mommy?

Me: It's a pump.

Cam: For the car?

Me: (long pause) Yes.

He likes to go with me to check the mail.  Recently we opened the mailbox to find a package from Old Navy inside.  He grabbed the bag and thought they were "chips!"

Reading a book at bedtime the other night that had a buoy in it.  He pointed to the picture and asked what it was.

Cam: What's that, Mommy?

Me: It's a buoy!

Cam: No, it's a ding dong!

When the sun is shining in his eyes while riding in the car he yells, "Stop it, sun!"

Other random things that come out of his mouth:

- The dragon (or dinosaur or shark) bite my finger (or toe or other random body part)

- Dream about Mommy? (Asking me what I dreamt about)

- I hold her, Mommy?

- Hi, baby girl (talking to Zoey in a super high pitched voice)

- Hold on, Mommy

- Yes, it is (very matter of fact, complete with his little lisp)

- Calls M&Ms "emmy ems"

- She so pretty, Mommy (talking to Zoey, sometimes calling her "he")

- No take nap!  No go bed!

Take Luck,

LP