Open Letter

Dear Starbucks Barista,

This morning you happened to find another way to tell someone they look like hell.  Granted, I did look pretty haggard, but that is beside the point.  

I pulled up to the ordering post (I don't know what this really called) and asked for my usual: Tall, Skinny Vanilla Latte (SKVL), no foam.

No problem.

I continued onto the window.  You took one look at me and said:

"Uhh... Would you like to make this a double?"

You asked like once it left your mouth, you immediately regretted asking the question.  Apparently I look like I need any extra shot of java this morning.

 Thank you. 

Thanks for the java all the same,

Puffy-Eyed LP